Episode Guide Season 1
This is the episode guide to season one of the Get Smart scripts. They are listed in order, with the title and episode description.
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Episode 1 (PILOT) – ALL THE SMART’S MEN
Agent 99 (Mrs. Smart) is heading up an investigation in Congress and seeks the help of her husband and CONTROL. Congress’s top members are dying mysteriously and fingers are pointing to KAOS. Who is the double agent infesting the ranks? Will Team Smart be able to crack this case before they get cracked?
Episode 2 – THE BALLAD OF ZACHARY SMART
The Smarts are going way out west to find KAOS’ number one assassin, Bart Gunn. Gunn realizes he’s about to be caught, but he’s not about to let the members of Team Smart stop him and KAOS from their evil plans!
Episode 3 – MAX AND 99 GET A CASE OF THE FLU
KAOS has unleashed the worst case of the flu in centuries to all major agencies in Washington, DC, including CONTROL. So, with CONTROL and the majority of Team Smart out of action, it’s up to Chief Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 to do things the original Smart way!
Episode 4 – THE CLOCK WORKS’ WORKING CLOCK
The important heads of Washington are getting strange hypnotic coo-coo clocks sent all the way from Switzerland. These clocks are cable of turning every major head in Washington into a complete puppet for KAOS, so when Max and 99 receive a clock and are put into trances, it’s up to Team Smart to travel to Switzerland, find the evil clock maker, and get back fast before the founding members of the team turn to a life of crime!
Episode 5 – THAT DASHING YOUNG AGENT IN THAT FLYING CONTROL THING
Vital government information is somehow getting into the possession of KAOS, via Martha Harry. Harry is a cold and deadly KAOS spy and her deadly weapon is her killer good looks. Zachary Smart is assigned to stop whatever evil deed she has in mind. But Martha Harry is a successful seductress and Zach is a man…
Episode 6 – THE MONKEY’S SECOND UNCLE
Professor Peter Parker, former CONTROL lab man is found in his home dead, supposedly from a heart attack. His nephew, Dr. Austin Parker, along with the rest of Team Smart, travel to vermont for the funeral and the reading of the will. But the whole thing doesn’t seem right to Parker. The funeral is being held the day after they find the body and the will reading is the day of the funeral. Parker is convinced KAOS had something to do with the death of uncle, especially when he’s given a jaded monkey as a parting gift. Some how, that monkey is the key to finding Prof. Parker’s secret lab, but KAOS is also interested in the monkey and the lab. Can TS get to the bottom of this or be caught by KAOS and a cursed monkey?
Episode 7 – ICE STATION ZERO
Team Smart head out to the snowy hills and the Snowy Mountain Lodge to discover why KAOS is targeting a little country by the name of Catalonia. First, their plans for the Ice Station Zero are stolen , then their hydro water filter is taken too! Can the team find the KAOS culprit, before he puts the freeze on them?
Episode 8 – HARRY HOO AND ZACH TOO
Zach and 66 are off to Florida to stop a KAOS arms trade. While there, the meet the famous Hawaiian detective, Harry Hoo. Hoo is there investigating the disappearance of a wealthy heir. Could the two cases be related? One thing Mr. Hoo notices is the incredible likeness of young Zach to that of his father, which Mr. Hoo finds “Amazing”.
Episode 9 – THE PETRIFIED MAX
When CONTROL agents seem to be defecting, Chief Maxwell Smart goes under cover as a hitman to discover why. The only problem is, he has to make it look like HE’S defecting too! So while Max checks out the defectors, Team Smart is checking HIM out!
Episode 10 – HOTEL BLISS
The Shady Pines Resort has been receiving and delivering vital CONTROL information via KAOS. The head of the regent’s board has just been murdered. Team Smart infiltrates the resort by placing 99 in the head position. But doing so has now placed 99 in danger. What is going on at the Shady Pines Resort? Will Team Smart be able to figure it out before one of its members is eliminated?
Episode 11 – THE SUMMER OF LOVE AND DEATH
As the summer starts, Team Smart is looking for to some fun and sun! But their plans are changed when KAOS invents a weather formula to dehydrate the world unless its price isn’t met. So the team must go and stop KAOS but they unleash this deadly menace. There goes the summer!
Episode 12 – THE PENTAGON ADVENTURE
While delivering a set of papers to the Pentagon, Zach is a witness to a murder. Knowing who the murderer is, puts Zach in protective custody of Agent Sparrs, who is actually an under cover agent sent by KAOS to kill Smart. Unfortunately, the rest of Team Smart is away at the annual CONTROL Expo. Now Zach doesn’t know who to trust or who to turn to!
Episode 13 – THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIMAX
Happy Birthday, Maxwell Smart! Everyone is there to celebrate Max’s big party, including someone who shouldn’t. KAOS has dispensed the Zodiac to get rid of the Chief of CONTROL and make sure this is the last birthday Max has.
Episode 14 – THE STAND OFF
Conrad Siegfried, Jr. is a new force to be reckoned with in the ranks of KAOS. With more of an evil nature than that of his famous father, Junior is out to do something his father couldn’t do: Get rid of Maxwell Smart! But first he has to go through Zachary and Maxine Smart, an easier task said, but not done. With a little help from his uncle Shtarker, Junior might have the Smarts where KAOS has always wanted them…DEAD!
Episode 15 – THE CALLING OF THE WILD SPIES
It is high time that Max and 99 get away from everything. So Max arranges a romantic getaway in the pines of Pine Mountains where the Smarts rent a cabin from Jon Berner. Back in Wash. DC, the rest of Team Smart investigates KAOS agent JB Price and trace him to the Pine Mountains. Trying not to interfere, Team Smart head up to the mountains. But how do they catch Price without some help?
Episode 16 – THE SCARE PAIR THAT SCARE SMARTS
It’s Halloween and CONTROL is gearing up for it’s annual costume party. Team Smart is going dressed as their favorite stars and things. But before the treats are handed out, the team is in for a trick. Agent Howard Jekell seems to be acting very weirdly. He insists that he’s turning into Mr. Hyde. It seems that while on a case, KAOS drugged him. Now Team Smart must find the antidote to cure Jekell or his split personality will take over his mind and body!
Episode 17 – SMART QUEST
Zach and 66 are assigned to find the lost diary of Dr. Jonathon Sealer. Sealer, an ex-government agent has some of Washington’s top secret’s in that diary and it’s a race between CONTROL and KAOS to see who will get to it first, seeing as Sealer isn’t talking!
Episode 18 – THE NUTCRAKER SMART
Hymie, the CONTROL robot, is finally back from a top- secret mission that the President sent him on. The only problem is that the Ranlin diamond is embedded somewhere in Hymie’s computer wires. Now, before KAOS can get their hands on him, Team Smart must hide Hymie somewhere safe!