Episode Guide Season Two
This is the episode guide for season two of the Get Smart scripts. This season follows the continuing efforts of the Smart family and Control against the evils of Conrad Siegfried, Jr. and KAOS.
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Episode 1 – THE ROSE OF ANOTHER ZACH
KAOS’ League of Imposters is back and their first assignment is to steal the Ruther Plans, plans so secret, KAOS really isn’t sure what they will get. But first they have to get through the Pentagon. Call on the help of Frans Hiedler, a look-a-like to Agent 78, Zachary Smart. Hielder gets through all the barriers and steals the plans and puts Zach on trial as a double agent. Can Team Smart catch Hielder before Zach goes to a life in prison?
Episode 2 – MY BOUNTY LIES OVER THE ATLANTIC
After a horrible boat crash, Admiral Grant Jennings is taken to the hospital. Fortunately, he’s all right. Unfortunately, he also lost the top-secret file for the Navy’s new experimental sub on his boat. Team Smart heads out to not only find the admiral’s lost boat and the file, but also keep KAOS from hearing about it. But KAOS is already on the trail of the missing boat because they were the ones who crashed it anyway!
Episode 3 – MAX AND CONRAD’S BIG ADVENTURE
It’s no secret that Maxwell Smart and Conrad Sigfreid, Sr. are mortal enemies, but when their sons are kidnapped by a vengeful double agent, these two enemies must bond and fight together if they ever want to see their offsprings again!
Episode 4 – THE DEVILS OF SCORPION
Washington is facing a new crisis. The Green Scorpions, a newly formed biker gang, is the new weapon for KAOS to gain power. The gang has just stolen a larger amount of money from the Third National Bank. Chief Maxwell Smart finds an unlikely helpful source from Dr. Austin Parker, whose uncle Paul is a founding member of the Blue Devils bike gang and Parker himself is a junior member. Now the junior members of TS must join the Scorpions in order to recover the missing cash. But like their name, the Scorpions are very, VERY deadly!
Episode 5 – THE HILL IS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE
Thomas Hill is making a lot of enemies out of Team Smart. First he plays for the very married 99. Now he’s dating Agent 66, much to the anger of Zachary Smart. What’s worse, 66 is starting to fall hard and trying to tell her Hill is a deadly KAOS criminal is not going to be an easy task!
Episode 6 – CLASH OF THE TITAN SMARTS
International CONTROL has asked for help from Team Smart on a case in Greece. Taking this great opportunity, the team heads out, despite the visions of a vacation in the eyes of the younger members. KAOS International has plans for the visiting agents and Team Smart realizes that this KAOS is more ruthless and a lot deadlier!
Episode 7 – SON OF THE CRAW
An Oriental businessman is murdered in his home. As it turns out, he was a KAOS agent ready to defect and had KAOS secrets to unload. As Zach and 66 try to figure this case out, Max sees a tie to this murder to old KAOS enemy agent, the Craw. But the Craw died years ago and there are no heirs to report of. Is there some child that team Smart is unaware of or is there something super-natural about the whole Craw business?
Episode 8 – GONE WITH THE KAOS
When a strike causes KAOS to go temporarily out of business, the effect is taken out in the way of firing agents from CONTROL. First, it’s Parker, then Agent 66, and then Agent 22. The Smarts then start to worry where they are headed and decide the best possible thing to do is stop the KAOS strike!
Episode 9 – LOVE POTION 99
Chief Maxwell Smart needs his daughter to seduce a wealthy KAOS millionaire, only Maxine refuses to do it. So, in order to get her to do this case, Max orders Dr. Austin Parker to make some kind of love potion so she’ll do the case. Parker decides to slip the potion into Max’s coffee, but 99 drinks the coffee accidentally! Now Max must try to keep 99 at bay, use her to get to the wealthy millionaire, and still be levelheaded enough to accept his wife’s “infidelity”!
Episode 10 – AUGIE SMARTY & SMARTY DADDY
KAOS’ new doomsday device, the doggmafier, is turning all the important Washington heads into dogs! So, when Max and Zach find KAOS’ headquarters, they’re also turned to dogs! Now Team Smart must AGAIN find the HQ and get Washington back into the human mentality!
Episode 11 – THE SMART ANNIVERSARY MIX-UP
Max and 99 have been married for twenty-five years or so they think. While going through files at her office, 99 discovers the preacher who married them wasn’t really certified, meaning their marriage was never legal. With Max’s current case to marry a KAOS lady-killer, will the Smarts get married for REAL this time or will they live in life as the former Mr. and Mrs. Maxwell Smart?
Episode 12 – MARRIED TO THE MOB BOSS
When Gina Vendutta witnesses a mob hit, she turns to Team Smart for her protection. Her husband, Vinnie “The Vulture” Vendutta, has now signed on to KAOS to help him get rid of her. Team Smart must disguise them-selves as the Towers Mob Family to stop Vendutta from any more hits.
Episode 13 – AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE SMARTS
Maxwell Smart has just inherited his late aunt’s house and all of her worldly possessions and treasures. All Max has to do is spend the night in the house with five other family members. The catch is the house is haunted!
Episode 14 – THE HAMMER AND NAILS, PT1
Mike “The Hammer” Slammer is back in town and he’s back for revenge. Zachary Smart put him away for life when he witnessed Slammer commit an attempted murder. Now Zach is on edge, fearing that at any moment The Hammer is coming for him!
Episode 15 – THE HAMMER AND NAILS, PT 2
Zach is driving everyone crazy with all the gadgets that he’s put in his apartment and car. Knowing that he’s just causing more trouble than good, Zach temporarily leaves CONTROL to go and find The Hammer and settle the score once and for all!
Episode 16 – PASSENGER 99
A congress member is going to board flight 305 from Washington to LA with the plans for the TS-88 (Top- Secret 88). The TS-88 will allow the US government to infiltrate their enemies’ headquarters by means of just a transmitter device. A CONTROL agent is responsible for the safe travel of the congress member, so Chief Maxwell Smart assigns Zach to the case. Until they find out they carrier is Mrs. Smart. Now all members of Team Smart will be on flight 305, to the annoyance of 99. Can Team Smart get 99 to LA BEFORE they drive her crazy?